STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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