But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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