I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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