I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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