We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
