if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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