I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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