You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
found the other keg... it's in the tree
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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