i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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