don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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