...so i touched it.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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