It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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