I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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