Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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