in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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