he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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