um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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