She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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