He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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