Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Let's get the cat blown out
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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