this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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