Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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