Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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