dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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