Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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