i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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