we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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