Tell her she can't have a vagina
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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