she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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