And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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