Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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