we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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