Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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