Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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