Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my being single is dangerous.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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