My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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