so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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