dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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