perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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