he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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