i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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