She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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