speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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