do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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