no. you can't hotbox the world.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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