Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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