I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yo dont text me then not text me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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