Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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