Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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