On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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