i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Found the puke drawer
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
