: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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