But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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